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A duck went to a hardware store and asked the clerk if they had duck feed. The clerk said he ran out yesterday. The duck comes back next duck comes back next day and asks again. The clerk says I told you yesterday we ran out now scram. The duck comes back the third day and asks again. The clerk says ive told you for the past 3 days we are out and we aren't getting any til next week. If you come in here tomorrow I'm gunna nail your feet to the floor with roofing tacks.

The duck comes back the next day and asks the clerk "got any roofing nails?". No, ran out last week. The duck then asks " got any duck feed?"