The retard in front of me doing the speed limit after I explode him with my mind

Daily affirmation: I will post Ephraim Winslow drinking and dancing every morning at the exact same time

It has never been more over than it is right now

>build incredible oceangoing craft
>volunteer to go out and find the strange interesting peoples of the world
>every single one you find has brown skin, brown eyes and black hair
>tfw