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He's me he's me he's me!!!!!!

So beautiful, yet so faulty, not meant for this cruel world. The Kiwi's very existence is a punishment from God. It can barely lay an egg without risking death in a grotesque display of sacrificial, gory self-mutilation, leaving its entrails permanently exposed to the world, an absolute act of selfless sincerity and sacrifice, all for the continuation of the same brtual cycle. Forsaken by God and nature itself, he's helpless against the elements, not meant to be, yet still, it endures, it is the martyr of nature.

And wouldn't that make him more of a fighter than any other more fierce animals? I say yes it does!

I dare say the Kiwi is aristocratic, an absolute minority whose very existence is the greatest display of will to power and defiance among all living creatures.

@cv_hime we be a journey to be fuckin' them snowbunnies sheit.

hi rel

The Kiwi is the closest we have to a divine creature on this earth, its life cycle is a more graphic, tortuous and tragic tale than that of any Christian Martyr, I love them and you should too.

My proposal is we abolish all religions and start praying to Kiwis.

The Kiwi does not cry, the Kiwi does not despair, it stares blankly into the world with a defiant gaze, it is too the most spiritually masculine creature.

Fuck the lion, Fuck the tiger and the small dog, be the Kiwi that rapes reality.

I'm crying right now.

Farewell whale, we are a kiwi channel now