When yo momma on some bullshit saying "piss on da toilet seat" but you been a sink pisser for 7 years

most coalest post on the channel yet

Fat niggas bulletproof (in addition to being able to lay pipe)

“Any semblance of personality I have is a flickering stickynote animation of the four hundred million demon princes trapped inside of me from the day of my conception suddenly stepping forth into the light of sentience and higher cognition. I am Herobrine e.g Torchy Steveeeeeeee”

How the ottoman empire was moving with slavshit niggas like 700 years ago