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Co-Authored-By: GNU nano 9.0 (UTF-8, EDITOR and VISUAL, guidestripe=72) <nano@gnu.org>
Co-Authored-By: Ghostty 1.3.1 (Metal renderer) <ghostty@localhost>
Co-Authored-By: zsh 5.9 (arm64-apple-darwin26.0) <zsh@localhost>
Co-Authored-By: Git 2.56.0 (Homebrew) <git@localhost>
Co-Authored-By: Secretive (SSH_AUTH_SOCK) <secretive@localhost>
Co-Authored-By: macOS Text Input (U.S. layout) <textinput@apple.com>
Co-Authored-By: Apple Internal Keyboard (built-in) <keyboard@apple.com>
Co-Authored-By: APFS (sealed system volume, 4096-byte blocks) <apfs@apple.com>
Co-Authored-By: MacBook Pro (Mac17,6, MGED4B/A, Apple M5 Max, 18 CPU cores, 36 GB RAM, macOS 27.0.1 build 26A434) <mac@apple.com>
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readme: fix typo Co-Authored-By: GNU nano 9.0 (UTF-8, EDITOR and VISUAL, guidestripe=72) <nano@gnu.org> Co-Authored-By: Ghostty 1.3.1 (Metal renderer) <ghostty@localhost> Co-Authored-By: zsh 5.9 (arm64-apple-darwin26.0) <zsh@localhost> Co-Authored-By: Git…
docs: correct a typo in README.

One character changed. Zero proprietary dependencies required.
The following parties made this monumental achievement possible.

Co-authored-by: GNU nano 9.0 (UTF-8, EDITOR and VISUAL, freedom=4) <nano@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Ghostty 1.3.1 (GTK, Wayland, no Metal required) <ghostty@localhost>
Co-authored-by: zsh 5.9 (x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu) <zsh@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Git 2.56.0 (distributed version control, distributed blame) <git@localhost>
Co-authored-by: OpenSSH (ssh-agent, Ed25519, trust on first use) <openssh@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GnuPG (web of trust, web of confusion) <gnupg@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GNU grep (found the typo) <grep@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GNU sed (could have fixed it without opening an editor) <sed@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GNU diffutils (one character, two lines of context) <diff@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GNU coreutils (everything else) <coreutils@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Fcitx 5 (input method framework, freedom of expression) <fcitx@localhost>
Co-authored-by: xkeyboard-config (QWERTY, a historical accident) <xkb@localhost>
Co-authored-by: libinput (the keypress was real) <libinput@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Wayland (the protocol is not the compositor) <wayland@localhost>
Co-authored-by: wlroots (someone had to implement the protocol) <wlroots@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Mesa (open-source graphics, shader compilation included) <mesa@localhost>
Co-authored-by: FreeType (every glyph deserves its freedom) <freetype@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Fontconfig (the font you requested was not necessarily the font you got) <fontconfig@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Btrfs (copy-on-write, checksums, snapshots, no warranty) <btrfs@localhost>
Co-authored-by: systemd (PID 1, and everything else apparently) <systemd@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Linux (GPL-2.0-only, preemptive multitasking, no warranty) <linux@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GNU glibc (malloc, free, and existential uncertainty) <glibc@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GNU Binutils (assembling the pieces) <binutils@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GNU Compiler Collection (turning freedom into machine code) <gcc@localhost>
Co-authored-by: GNU Project (GNU's Not Unix, recursion intended) <gnu@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Free Software Foundation (free as in freedom, not free beer) <fsf@localhost>
Co-authored-by: The Four Essential Freedoms (run, study, redistribute, improve) <freedom@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Copyleft (all rights reversed, some conditions apply) <copyleft@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Open Standards (interoperability without permission) <standards@localhost>
Co-authored-by: POSIX (portable in theory, implementation-defined in practice) <posix@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Unicode (every character deserves a code point) <unicode@localhost>
Co-authored-by: UTF-8 (backward compatibility was worth the trouble) <utf8@localhost>
Co-authored-by: ASCII (seven bits ought to be enough for anybody) <ascii@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Volunteer Maintainers (unpaid, underappreciated, indispensable) <maintainers@localhost>
Co-authored-by: The Commons (shared knowledge, shared responsibility) <commons@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Peer Review (the typo survived anyway) <review@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Scientific Method (reproducible results, eventually) <science@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Formal Logic (true, false, and undefined behavior) <logic@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Lambda Calculus (everything is a function if you try hard enough) <lambda@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Turing Completeness (the README could theoretically compute anything) <turing@localhost>
Co-authored-by: The Halting Problem (the review may never terminate) <halting@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Godel's Incompleteness Theorems (some documentation will remain unprovable) <incompleteness@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Mathematics (the only dependency we cannot vendor) <math@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Quantum Mechanics (the character was in superposition until observed) <quantum@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Thermodynamics (entropy increased despite the cleanup) <entropy@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Stellar Nucleosynthesis (the atoms in the keyboard came from somewhere) <stars@localhost>
Co-authored-by: Cosmic Microwave Background (the oldest available regression test) <cmb@localhost>
Co-authored-by: The Big Bang (initial commit, approximately 13.8 billion years ago) <bigbang@localhost>
Co-authored-by: The Observable Universe (provided AS IS, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND) <universe@localhost>
Co-authored-by: The Second Law of Thermodynamics (all commits eventually become heat) <thermodynamics@localhost>
Co-authored-by: The Heat Death of the Universe (final EOF, ETA unknown) <heatdeath@localhost>

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再见了兄弟,你以后再能喝到我泡面里的汤我是你养的, 以后体育课报数你报到八,我绝对不会再答应了,以后我不会叫你一起去上厕所了,手肘也别过线,桌子中间的垃圾袋我也收走了,我要把你的备注改成你的名字, 以后数学课老师算出9178别想再和我对视,上个月借你的五块钱我放桌上了,我们两个互换卷子批改的时候,我真得仔细看看了
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对不起了导员,我们武汉人十一月份是要请假回去给热干面掸水的。这一传统从码头文化那会儿就传下来了,我们这一代也要接上。要是不能按时回去把碱水面抖散晾凉,第二天整条户部巷的芝麻酱都拌不匀,武汉人过早就要集体迟到了。

我们武汉人十二月份是要请假回去守着长江大桥数桥墩的。这一传统从1957年通车那年就开始了,我们这一辈也得接上。要是不能及时回来数清楚,江底的龙王爷就以为桥没修稳,要翻身了。

我们武汉人跨年前是要请假回江汉关听钟声的。这一传统从1924年江汉关大楼落成就有了,我们这一代都要学会。如果我们不能回去把钟声录下来发朋友圈,武汉的跨年就没有仪式感,学弟学妹们就不知道新的一年往哪儿走。

我们武汉人春天是要请假回去看樱花的。这一传统从武大种下第一批樱花树就开始了,我们这一代都要继承。如果我们不能回去在樱花树下拍一张人比花多的照片,整个珞珈山的花就白开了,学弟学妹们的朋友圈就没素材发了。

我们武汉人夏天是要请假回去跳东湖的。这一传统从每年夏天武汉人自己发明的,我们这一辈都得会。要是不能及时跳下去,东湖的水位就降不下去,整个城市的暑气就散不掉。

我们武汉人秋天是要请假回去吃梁子湖大闸蟹的。这一传统已经传了不知道多少代,我们这一代都要学会。如果我们不能回去把螃蟹按在蒸笼里,梁子湖的螃蟹就要横行到江汉路去了。

我们武汉人冬天是要请假回去煨排骨藕汤的。这一传统从湖北人开始种藕就有了,我们这一代都要掌握。如果我们不能回去用铫子煨一罐粉藕汤,整个武汉的冬天就暖和不起来,学弟学妹们就要冻着复习了。
A is for爱如火❤️❤️❤️
B is for贝如塔💋💋💋
C从来不说脏字😳😳😳
D是豆不拿茄拿😏😏😏
E is for俄罗斯狮😳😳😳
F is for疯马秀🤡🤡🤡
H is for恨如冰💦💦💦
P是怦然心动砰砰砰❤️❤️❤️
I is for I love you🥰🥰🥰
J is for经纪人😎😎😎
K is for看好了就买🥳🥳🥳
L is for Lady Gaga🦗🦗🦗
M is for梅兰妮😵😵😵
N is for那艺娜👹👹👹
O is for奥维吉洛辛格🎤🎤
Q isfor其实我脸是一种很精致的脸😳😳😳
R is for ~~~~🥵🥵🥵
S is for 三梦奇缘😡😡😡
T isfor 退👣👣👣👣
U is for word🤣🤣🤣
V is for vi😳😳😳
W is for 哇~~😲😲😲
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Z is for 张兵😳😳😳
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重要通知:
月底是万圣节,晚上鬼多,
害怕的女孩子可以私聊我,我早就想试试了。
害怕的男孩子也可以私聊我,我早就想试试了。
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害怕的小男娘也可以私聊我,我早就想试试了。
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害怕的地雷妹也可以私聊我,我早就想试试了。
害怕的鬼也可以私聊我,我早就想试试了。
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😡HATE ME😡,
😘LUV ME😘,
😡KILL ME😡,
😘😡😘😡愛憎愛憎渦巻いて,
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🛟🛟廻れ廻れ時代の⏰⏰,
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👋😘離れ離れで終いよ,
👋😭然らば又逢いましょう。
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🥚🥚😥😥未完成な私を認めて,
🫥🫥気休めのフィクション,🫥🫥
🤥🤥嘘と真の不協和音,😐😐
❤️❤️出来損な愛でも許して,💔💔
🪩🪩構わない 此の舞台生き抜いて,💃🕺
🤡🤡咬ませ狗の武者震い,🤬🤬
🤛🤛ヤラレっぱなしじゃ,😢😢
😡😡大人しくはなれない,😡😡
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真拿你没办法,坐好喽 「苍」和「赫」互相碰撞就是能产生假想质量爆发的「虚式·茈」 但此时空中的「赫」与当时绕场一圈击中宿傩的那次一样,在爆炸之前速度并不算快。魔虚罗只要比「赫」先一步接触到「苍」完成适应的它就可以轻松的将这个术式消除,成功阻止「苍」和「赫」碰撞 此时已经十分接近「苍」的魔虚罗脑海中已经开始浮现「任务完成」的想法,没想到五条悟居然凭借「苍」的引力直接出现在他和「仓」之间! 五条悟甚至都不需要选择木式对象,因为魔虚罗对于「苍」的适应让他完全不受引力的影响,这个千年来近乎无解的能力居然在这个时候成为五条悟逆转战局的关键!…
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玛艾露贝莉毕业之后,别人问她拿到什么学位了,她说按到莲子的穴位了
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大学为啥不取消校园跑,改成校园舞萌。
开学每人发一张机厅币卡,两周四次3小时以上的舞萌才不挂科,一学期达标400次花完1200币加综素。
毕竟跑步对身体不一定好,但不打舞萌是真不行。
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生病的时候先别吃药,先吃个说明书给病毒下战书
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大学竞争程度堪比九子夺嫡,重要性堪比九子夺雅迪
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久留美入场我观望
久留美观望我观望
久留美加仓我观望
久留美大赚我观望
久留美贪婪我观望
久留美恐慌我观望
久留美小赔我观望
久留美大亏我观望
久留美飞人我观望
久留美下海我尝尝
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不好意思,刚才晕过去了
突然想到,宇宙可能已经诞生了很久很久,我们目前处在新生的宇宙边缘,而宇宙中心早已变得黑暗。也可能根本没有所谓膨胀的宇宙,也没有多个宇宙,目前我们能猜想和推理的只是我们认知范围内的“合理”,其实星球已经是个“不合理”的存在了,直到人类可以制造星球,星球才会变得合理;直到人类可以制造恒星,恒星才会变得合理。
有人说“人生短暂,及时行乐”
有人说“我生而就要改变,改变人类,改变世界”
有人说“短短百年,做好自己,无悔而终”
有人说“不能让娃输在起跑线上”
我觉得,无论对错,关于宇宙的这些细致的推理、大胆的猜想、合理或无理的解释,并不是要让“普通人”去探索宇宙,而是让我们思考生命、思考生活,应该如何对待生命、应该如何对待生活。
“人终有一死,或重于泰山,或轻于鸿毛”
或者我会是那种不轻不重的,
那种寂寂无名的,
会很快被忘记,
或偶尔被人提起,
而提起我之前还要“呸”一声,
“生存还是毁灭,这是个问题。”
这个问题和宇宙的起源与未来一样深奥。
我还没达到可以准确描述自己人生观的水平,
只能说我希望我的人少可以有后悔,不能有遗憾
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久留美入场我观望 久留美观望我观望 久留美加仓我观望 久留美大赚我观望 久留美贪婪我观望 久留美恐慌我观望 久留美小赔我观望 久留美大亏我观望 久留美飞人我观望 久留美下海我尝尝
敬请欣赏,群友的鬼脑淫商:

涨时好似熔炉,
亏时有如台钳!

久留美:诶?涨了?太好了!

呐~大叔,我不做了,这次就不收你费了,这段时间多谢你的照顾,快点拔出来吧,我已经不需要靠爸爸活赚钱了,以后我们还是别在联系了。。。

大叔:。。。(沉默不语,加快节奏)
久留美:?!。。。大叔♡。。。听道没有♡。。。啊啊啊♡。。。快点♡。。。拔出来~♡。。。不要♡。。。再动了。。啊啊啊♡。。。求求你♡。。。快点♡。。。拔出来♡。。。啊啊啊啊♡。。。去了♡。。。啊啊啊♡。。。要去了♡。。。喝哈~♡(大口喘息声)喝哈~♡诶?还再动?哦齁齁~♡呐~大叔♡我已经♡。。。去了♡。。。已经去了♡。。。不要再动了♡。。。哦齁齁齁~♡去了♡。。。又要♡。。。去了♡。。。哦哦哦哦~♡哗哗哗(潮吹声)。。。

结局:结尾是因为高潮没及时卖,又亏了!
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关掉关掉 一定要关掉
再不关掉那些网络游戏
小孩哪有美好的未来
哪有美好的前程
祖国哪有栋梁之才
迷你世界玩家,你们开心了吧😡 我的世界今天下架了,你们开心了吧😡 这个游戏陪了我15年,15年啊!说下架就下架,都是被你们这些迷你世界玩家害的,我恨你们😡
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梦大师这招太狠了,为了拉人玩gtnh直接把pcl和hmcl都ban了,大家都去用prism launcher了