Sick Sad World
The fact that some crocodiles can climb trees is terrifying
just imagine you climb a tree to escape a croc attack and the croc just FOLLOWS YOU UP THERE?!!
*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
person: girls can just be so.. urgh, you know?
me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no
me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no
life is too hard. it’s too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would like to be a cloud.
Do you ever hear someone talk and know that Artemis would definitely punch them in the face for what they said
Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra
I hate how whenever guys are nice to girls it always means they’re flirting but whenever I try to flirt with girls I’m just being nice
we humans are just the fucking worst of all creatures that move and breath
Stop telling women "Oh don't get angry about this, it shows weakness." No. We're allowed to be PISSED and sometimes getting angry really is the appropriate response. Some things warrant anger and we should absolutely get mad about them.
me *thinks about getting married*
*cant even hold a friendship together*
*cant even hold a friendship together*