teachers r full of shit “ohh u need to learn to read its a life skill” the only life skill you need is lesbianism
Sick Sad World
The fact that some crocodiles can climb trees is terrifying
just imagine you climb a tree to escape a croc attack and the croc just FOLLOWS YOU UP THERE?!!
*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
person: girls can just be so.. urgh, you know?
me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no
me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no
life is too hard. it’s too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would like to be a cloud.
Do you ever hear someone talk and know that Artemis would definitely punch them in the face for what they said
Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra
I hate how whenever guys are nice to girls it always means they’re flirting but whenever I try to flirt with girls I’m just being nice
we humans are just the fucking worst of all creatures that move and breath