me "i cant ask her out"
person "why not?"
me "because im like, super into dying alone"

i really should date someone funny like really really hardcore funny so i can laugh myself to death

i cant tell if watching shane's videos makes me happy or depressed

this is exactly what i need rn w all the craziness that's been going on

This video caters to everything I love:

•Women
•Literally not a single man in sight
•ANGER
•"Fuck you" feminist attitude
•Women. Women everywhere.

هر وقت سر کلاس تو دانشگاه استاد یا هر کس دیگه ایی بحث هایه هوموفوبیکی یا سکسیستی میکنه من معمولا اعصابم خُرد میشه یا جواب میدم یا گریه میکنم و در هر صورت یه سری دوستان هستن که بهم میگن انقد جدی نگیر انقد overeatc نکن!
این همه سال گذشته این همه وقت دارن میزنن تو سرمون و حقوقمونو له میکنن و تا الان کسی جدی نگرفته و کسی overeatc نکرده تا کی میخواین ادامه بدین؟

i feel like they all hate me but then again who could blame them

Eurovision is the gayest of them all

lover is a sacred word reserved for only gays and hozier

sometimes I wonder what my dating life would be if I actually spoke to a girl.

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

"unite or die"

You ever sat back and realized how much you allowed yourself to suffocate at one point in time because you were too kind?