straight girl to another straight girl : ur my girlfriend honey i love u be my girlfriend
me: Gross-_-
me: Gross-_-
being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine
me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
ok i spent my day w my cute gay squad and im kinda ready to get back to the cruel world of heterosexuality
*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now
Dark eyed people: yeah my eyes are brown
Bright eyed people: my eyes are blue but when the light hits them they're green with gold speckles and if you look closely there's a turquoise ring around it and if you look at them under a microscope you'll see some violet-ish fiber-like things
Bright eyed people: my eyes are blue but when the light hits them they're green with gold speckles and if you look closely there's a turquoise ring around it and if you look at them under a microscope you'll see some violet-ish fiber-like things
God made me a lesbian because deep down she knew no man could handle my feminism
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not being able to identify ur own emotions be like. im in a mood. a moody mood. the kind of mood that feels…. moody