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You ever think you're kinda pretty then see a different angle of your face and realize you're actually a swamp creature

اگر مذهب بیماران را شفا میداد دیگر احتیاجی به علم پزشکی نبود.

Swear to God, shoulda learned
To never,
Fuck with girls like you

Damn, why are you playin' with me?
You don't even like girls, ha
So I need you to tell me, baby
What you want just like the Spice Girls
It's confusin' 'cause you're flirty
But you ain't gon' be the one to say you ever did me dirty
I got pride for that, pay no mind to that
But believe me, if it's fire, I'll make time for that
I'll be faithful, Johnny Cash, walk the line for that
Otherwise, I'll just be single and I'm fine with that, huh

gay culture is being an awful texter

i want someone who feels lucky to have me

Saying goodbye to someone in a message and then staying visibly online is the equivalent of saying goodbye in real life then walking in the same direction.

Love me like i love u always and forever

Dogs may help prepare you for babies, but cats help prepare you for teenagers.

She was beautiful before he said so
And she remained beautiful when he stopped saying it