Me while studying: how the fuck am i supposed to remember all this school shit for exams after break

Me after watching a tv series: *understands every detail known to man can quote every character from every seasons every line*

All men who slut shame the women thay sleep with deserve to die.

I literally cry, wipe my own tears, pick my own self back up and keep going because nobody is going to rub my back and tell me it's going to be ok

Just gal pals.

Me: what's the point of living??

Me to me: daydreaming you're in a happy world of all your favourite fictional characters duhhhh

'Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and fuck yourself

Awwww ma babies*~*
Congrats❤️

Next girl that i date is gonna be stuck w me for good cause I'm tired of having to start over.
So @/future girl, best believe we working everything out anytime there's a problem and there ain't no petty walk out because of some dumb ass shit. Thanks, love u cutie

Motherfucker don't play with me

I'm not perfect but at least I'm tryin' to figure it out

If you weren't so ugly, I'd put my dick in your face

@/anoldfriend