i just wish I could learn every language and all the histories and arts and philosophy... but i only have one brain and it is small and malfunctioning

i could never be a therapist bc a man would come to me and be like "i fantasise about hurting women" or "i hate my wife" and id just manipulate him into killing himself

[phone rings at any time of day]
me: what maniac would call me right now

can i just fast-forward to when im happy? or dead, either way its fine by me.

omg she is an amazing actress never have i ever hated a character with all the cells in my body...

i was about to throw my laptop at the wall, this is how much i hated this character.

idk what i want but ik this is not it.

the boys has ruined milk for me like call me by your name ruined peaches...

is it just me or eurovision songs are just weird this year..:(

well, Ukraine didnt fail me

i cant fucking believe that ppl in my uni are getting married then im over here trying to figure out how to cook eggs

and yeah IK THAT'S NOT A FLEX I NEED MY THERAPIST ASAP

fuck today