we're supposed to eat fruit and fuck all day

I'll see you in hell (seductive)

me as a therapist: I see what youre saying. *starts writing something down for you* here, there’s an episode of bojack horseman that i think would be relevant and extremely healing for you

im not crying u are🥺

true love

i just want to say that I love how this season had Korvo wearing a frilly pink bathrobe and didnt make a single joke about it. No "lolz he's a male-coded alien wearing a LADY'S clothes!!!!" It's not like an alien would care anyway.

glamorous

Concept: having a passionate sex life while being in a healthy relationship.

okay i just have one question for y'all
is this for real?
is this how dads are supposed to be?!
ive been lied to my whole life

i can’t believe people expect me to do anything in my life except binging tv shows, listening to music and crying at every little inconvenience

i only have 2 moods when i look in the mirror
1) "id fuck u"
2) "you're shit"

its like im either obsessed w myself or i despise myself
so either way its ✨tOxIc✨

Il me reste quelques battements pour faire ce que je fais de mieux

please dont be so perfect right in front of me.