hell yeah i’m a catholic ive been addicted to cats my whole life

aww alien dads

i know you will beat the best I ever had 

‘Dont let it get to you’, I tell myself, as I let it get to me

if youre so smart then riddle me tits

we're supposed to eat fruit and fuck all day

I'll see you in hell (seductive)

me as a therapist: I see what youre saying. *starts writing something down for you* here, there’s an episode of bojack horseman that i think would be relevant and extremely healing for you

im not crying u are🥺

true love

i just want to say that I love how this season had Korvo wearing a frilly pink bathrobe and didnt make a single joke about it. No "lolz he's a male-coded alien wearing a LADY'S clothes!!!!" It's not like an alien would care anyway.

glamorous

Concept: having a passionate sex life while being in a healthy relationship.

okay i just have one question for y'all
is this for real?
is this how dads are supposed to be?!
ive been lied to my whole life