my birb only comes to me for scritch im starin to tink he dosent lob me for me:"(

hope u have a gay year..

critical thinking skills are cancelled ! they have now been replaced with the constant desire to hold hands with someone

hell yeah i’m a catholic ive been addicted to cats my whole life

aww alien dads

i know you will beat the best I ever had 

‘Dont let it get to you’, I tell myself, as I let it get to me

if youre so smart then riddle me tits

we're supposed to eat fruit and fuck all day

I'll see you in hell (seductive)

me as a therapist: I see what youre saying. *starts writing something down for you* here, there’s an episode of bojack horseman that i think would be relevant and extremely healing for you

im not crying u are🥺