nothing feels better than waking up next to a pretty girl..

you literally cannot convince me theres anything better in this world than boobs

me, getting horny for the 14167181919th time today

I simply wish to bring her flowers and press a soft kiss to the back of her hand..

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

Okay but I just cant get over just how pretty she is

sometimes I remember that I’ve watched portrait of a lady on fire 5 times and i am still thinking “hm, maybe I should rewatch portrait of a lady on fire” HELP

my birb only comes to me for scritch im starin to tink he dosent lob me for me:"(

hope u have a gay year..

critical thinking skills are cancelled ! they have now been replaced with the constant desire to hold hands with someone

hell yeah i’m a catholic ive been addicted to cats my whole life

aww alien dads