All Im saying is theres 7.6 billions of us and only one god. We could take him out if we want to.

they actually do but they pretend they do not see it

when Till said "denn ach so gern hab' ich die Frauen geküsst, und das nicht immer auf den Mund" i felt that.

nothing feels better than waking up next to a pretty girl..

you literally cannot convince me theres anything better in this world than boobs

me, getting horny for the 14167181919th time today

I simply wish to bring her flowers and press a soft kiss to the back of her hand..

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

Okay but I just cant get over just how pretty she is

sometimes I remember that I’ve watched portrait of a lady on fire 5 times and i am still thinking “hm, maybe I should rewatch portrait of a lady on fire” HELP

my birb only comes to me for scritch im starin to tink he dosent lob me for me:"(

hope u have a gay year..

critical thinking skills are cancelled ! they have now been replaced with the constant desire to hold hands with someone