mood rn

when im trying to flirt im either extremely inappropriate or just lame so lame...

give me forever for a while

What to say to someone who says sorry alot

•u didn't do anything wrong it's ok
•don't worry about it u didn't do anything wrong

What not to say to someone who says sorry alot

•omg stop saying sorry so much

Constant apologizing is a side effect of emotional abuse so don't be a dick about that.

*uses my titties for evil*

All Im saying is theres 7.6 billions of us and only one god. We could take him out if we want to.

they actually do but they pretend they do not see it

when Till said "denn ach so gern hab' ich die Frauen geküsst, und das nicht immer auf den Mund" i felt that.

nothing feels better than waking up next to a pretty girl..

you literally cannot convince me theres anything better in this world than boobs

me, getting horny for the 14167181919th time today

I simply wish to bring her flowers and press a soft kiss to the back of her hand..

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity