i dont get how some ppl are just mentally stable.. like what's up w that?!?

u realize u had a bad childhood when u tell stories about it to ur friends " oh so you mean ur dad didn't criticize u for both finishing and not finishing a meal?, he sounds weird lol"

im so fuckin done w the human race we should just stop existing, i just read sth about foie gras and wtf??? who was the first dickhead to come up w this shit???!

i fucking love em...

i sometimes wonder that what's the point of waking up at 5 in the morning if im gonna stay in bed till 8

me not listening to the words that are coming out of my mouth: oh wow ur legs look fantastic how long have u been dancing ballet?
new dancer in the class: uhhh thanks ig...

forget about forever, can you get me through tonight?

i feel like i had this conversation w my therapist

okay so u know the 5 love langues?
so i just learned that the thing that's your love language is the thing u lacked the most in your childhood!!!!

im not even gonna tell u whats my love language cause that's just sad, so sad

that's so me:"

so i just watched HOS fiona ep and i knew that it was gonna be a “shit on Fiona” fest the entire episode, but I didn’t think it was gonna be that damn bad. I know she wasn’t perfect, but I don’t understand why everyone (except for Kev and v) had nothing but bad shit to say about her. tbh she doesnt deserve this.

i wonder what nick kroll is doing rn. is he taking a nap? plotting world domination? who knows

me every 5 seconds "god i hope im not annoying"

how am i supposed to teach a class when im having my 3rd mental breakdown of the day?