i dont think my ballet teacher realizes that i take everything seriously like she'd be saying come to our house we'd workout together
ma'am just give me the address ill be there

yeah literally buying cards for Father's day be like " you're a father, this is a day, here's a card"

why is everyone glorifying fathers today i though we all hated them

we do hon we do.

exactly bestie that's wat i thought

https://t.me/queering/12156

femme lesbians be like " what can we do to let u guys know we're gay?"
like nothing hon just run around with a scissor in hand.

Things straight dudes have asked me, a lesbian:

•what does top and bottom mean?
•do lesbians actually scissor?
•wait, you're not supposed to shove two fingers in there right away?
•you're telling me that a vagina is not open at all times like a nostril or an ear?
•what's a pillow princess?
•i need to wash my hand before fingering a girl?!
•if i have a mint before going down on a girl, does it feel better for her?

are straight guys ok??

ill never forget them:")

gal pals🙈

“you have nice hands” means finger me like thats it.

every ballet story has a prince wandering around the forest.

she is so stunning*____*

Time is fake and grammar is made up but u know whats real? pussy 

okayyy sooo i went on a date w the hottest girl in my class today and yes i do feel like a high school student dating a cheerleader...
just wow

i dont get how some ppl are just mentally stable.. like what's up w that?!?