"what's in the bag uncle bri?"
"grandpa's head, wanna see?"

Honestly I’ll take lesbian bed death over the grim notion of mandatory, one-sided maintenance sex in het relationships any day

is it weird that im kinda tired of dying my hair?

but then again how would ppl know that im gay if i stop?:(

*poses sexily* Do you find me disgusting?
*lays down seductively* Are you repulsed?

Abby Lee lives in my head rent free and criticize every single thing i do

I am very tired and very much gay.

haters see me and say christ what is that

gravity was a big discovery i guess but nothing compares to realizing girls can kiss girls

omg i wanna be zolita when i grow up:(

نعمت؟😂😂😂😂😂😂
wish mine was dead

there are plenty of fish in the sea but none like her...

everyone in ballet class is so mean to me:( they're constantly like " StOp BeInG sO nEgAtIvE!"
sorry i dont have mentally stable parents

yes i wear all these clothes cause the studio is so cold not cause i hate constantly looking at my body in a giant mirror in front of me.

I’m gonna flex on other English majors by referring to Lady Macbeth as “Macbeth” and to Macbeth as “Mr. Macbeth” 

ugh these days i spend sooo much time around straight ppl and honestly its fucking exhausting.

i love how people will get bored and just start drama like go outside