at this point idec just break my bones so i can daaaance please🥺

*u keep trauma in your hips*
me bursting into my therapist office: i demande u make my anxiety go away so i can get my freaking splits woman!!!

*me being the least flexible bitch in my class*
ppl:omg why are u like this? u workout so hard!
ITS BECAUSE IM MENTALLY ILL KATAYON thank you for asking!

me after the class:

fuck expensive funerals death shouldn’t be an industry just set my body in a cool looking chair so people see my skeleton sitting like a skyrim jarl in 200 years

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

Everyday when I wake up, I could spend my time doing beneficial things and be productive. But my brain chooses to says no, you are gay. All you are allowed to do is yearn. Am I complaining...? No. But some actual human functions would be nice.

ugh i need leotards...:(
buy me leotards for ma birthday:(

i cant do the 4 little swans dance...
i can only do the big fat duck

I used to think I was the kind of person who liked to get into long argument about ethics on the internet, but I’ve realized that no, I am not

someone please hug me, i cant carry my own weight anymore😪🥺👉🏽👈🏽

i want my birb to get big enough to hug me🥺

i literally have nothing to offer anymore

me in ballet class: my body is just as useless as my brain...