the horny unicorn

strawberry milk doesnt taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

tbh i wish I could disappear forever

me: *watches a video of myself dancing*
me: why do i do this to ppls eyes???

it's hate on my dad o'clock ❤️

*gets inside your mind*
* makes you gay*
*leaves*

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

thoughts on me actually having an ig account

do it:>
& give me ur id