relationships should be 50/50. you feed me oysters, and i pay for your cancer treatment in mexico with my blood money.

me * buys a drug for the pet*
the drug: suitable for stressed birds
me: dont mind if i do...

Almost all our money goes into buying dopamine in some way or another.

اگه از دیدن افراد رنگین پوست، همجنس خواهان و زنان تو رسانه خسته می‌شین، اصلاً آمادگی دنیای واقعی رو ندارین چون دنیا همینجوری پر از تفاوته :)

louder for the ppl in the back

12 year old me: “are u attracted to the same gender” absolutely not, am i gay quiz, why would u even say that?!!

ballet lady on the internet: your pointe shoe should be a part of your leg

me *looks like she has bricks on for shoes*: right....

wish i could live in birbia and just serve the birbs:(

به نظرم باید جامعه رو برای حیوان آزار ها ناامن کنیم.

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

accomplishments of the day: still alive, ate healthy, did small chores🎉

Remember angry birds? That was 10.5 years ago

it’s cool because sarah paulson likes older women too, she gets it

wish i could stay in ballet studio 24/7 and forget there's a stupid world out there that we're ruining

به کجا بریم شکایت، غمِ پی همِ جنایت
غم شام ظلمتی را که سر سحر ندارد!

نگاه زیبای محمد راحد به زندگی!
(یکی از شهدای حمله اخیر به دانشگاه کابل)

@HADI_POV

im sobbing...

oh how i so badly wish i was a whale and not a human