i mean all the time i was like emily, please listen to mindy and go flirt with camille!!!

change does not come from a place of comfort

every single tiktok is too long. if you think im w8ing more than 7 seconds for a punchline, youre out of your mind, ine destroyed the part of my brain that could do that.

I want to gently place a pretty flower in her hair and softly kiss her forehead

“Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.

relationships should be 50/50. you feed me oysters, and i pay for your cancer treatment in mexico with my blood money.

me * buys a drug for the pet*
the drug: suitable for stressed birds
me: dont mind if i do...

Almost all our money goes into buying dopamine in some way or another.

اگه از دیدن افراد رنگین پوست، همجنس خواهان و زنان تو رسانه خسته می‌شین، اصلاً آمادگی دنیای واقعی رو ندارین چون دنیا همینجوری پر از تفاوته :)

louder for the ppl in the back

12 year old me: “are u attracted to the same gender” absolutely not, am i gay quiz, why would u even say that?!!