Sick Sad World
Emily taking two steps onto the street: a random French man climbing out of a window: I must have sex with you! yeah i love this shit
it would've been so much better if Emily was bi everyone can agree on that, right?
i mean all the time i was like emily, please listen to mindy and go flirt with camille!!!
every single tiktok is too long. if you think im w8ing more than 7 seconds for a punchline, youre out of your mind, ine destroyed the part of my brain that could do that.
I want to gently place a pretty flower in her hair and softly kiss her forehead
“Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
relationships should be 50/50. you feed me oysters, and i pay for your cancer treatment in mexico with my blood money.
me * buys a drug for the pet*
the drug: suitable for stressed birds
me: dont mind if i do...
the drug: suitable for stressed birds
me: dont mind if i do...
Forwarded from Shower Thoughts 🚿
Almost all our money goes into buying dopamine in some way or another.
Forwarded from pathétique
اگه از دیدن افراد رنگین پوست، همجنس خواهان و زنان تو رسانه خسته میشین، اصلاً آمادگی دنیای واقعی رو ندارین چون دنیا همینجوری پر از تفاوته :)