any demons want to come and possess me so i can take a fucking break..?

oh i miss em, i miss em so much:(

my dad says ive brought u some عدس پلو then proceeds to give me a hand full of cooked raisins

the future i imagine for myself is that im sitting in a bar surrounded by beautiful women all staring at me admiringly as i tell them everything i know about birbs

cant w8 to blow my speakers up w taylor’s 22 song on my 22th BD and think about what an amazing year it’ll be

god i really truly wish bob belcher was my dad
i think he's the best dad ever

these stupid family shows always make me cryyy
why isn't it realistic???
why doesn't the dad suck like he's supposed to???

ig crying does help!! i feel so much shittier now🤡

i will never understand why religious ppl scream on the street how much they love their imams, like go to masjed girl pls

thank u for ur servicc

heyyy guys, just wanted to let y'all know that the best time to workout is when ure having a mental breakdown, that shit is like adrenaline, the emotional pain is too much that the physical pain seems like nothing in comparison, so yeahhhh run me over w a truck I FEEL NO PAIN😊💕

my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and immediately want to stop existing

umm really in the mood to give my girl a blow job tbh

me to my body: yk i love u right?😊
my body: um well saying it isnt gonna do it u really have to show it...
me: u ungrateful bitch its like nth is ever good enough for u
my body: ...yeah thats what i thought.

when you share really personal shit about urself and its fine in the moment and u feel good but like 3 hours later youre like why did I say that?????? and your brain is literally flicking the lights on and off screaming welcome to hell!!! welcome to hell!!!