being gay is all fun and games until you fall off the chair you weren't sitting in properly

*spends yet another day being stupid and annoying*

I love Teddys love for Bob & Linda in Bob's burgers. If they weren't completely disgusted by him they would be the perfect polyam relationship. He is in love with Linda & Bob separately as individuals, but also as the perfect couple he just desperately wants to be a part of.

henlo

im soooo bored..

any demons want to come and possess me so i can take a fucking break..?

oh i miss em, i miss em so much:(

my dad says ive brought u some عدس پلو then proceeds to give me a hand full of cooked raisins

the future i imagine for myself is that im sitting in a bar surrounded by beautiful women all staring at me admiringly as i tell them everything i know about birbs

cant w8 to blow my speakers up w taylor’s 22 song on my 22th BD and think about what an amazing year it’ll be

god i really truly wish bob belcher was my dad
i think he's the best dad ever

these stupid family shows always make me cryyy
why isn't it realistic???
why doesn't the dad suck like he's supposed to???