Yeah dude I’m good *stops crying only to start hiccuping* why would you ask that? *rips out a piece of paper to use as tissue* I’m doing Great man *steps on the books on the floor to get to you* silly goose!! *falls down because of the sheer stress* am fine as wine

can I just say that wlw who are older maybe married or even had kids and come out are so motherfucking brave like there is no good age to come out but doing it later seem so hard and brave and exceptional
they need hands of applause

my birb when ever a car alarm goes off: is that a girl birb calling for me??🥺👉🏽👈🏽
hooman u mind if i scream?

the temptation to destroy soap. Where does it come from?

yes YeS yEs and YES

a show: *has a cool female protagonist*
me:niceee
show: *introduces smirking obnoxious boy in the first 5 minutes who will be her love interest*
me: well that was good while it lasted

i could REALLY use a hug right about now please and thank you..

birbs are savages

I am here for me

being gay is all fun and games until you fall off the chair you weren't sitting in properly

*spends yet another day being stupid and annoying*