the seller: yeah yeah this bluetooth handsfree is waterproof
me: so u assure me that when im weeping so hard at night that all my pillow is soaking wet, it wont break?
the seller: ...

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least im in bed

I really wanna spend time with friends and have fun but I also want to be alone and do nothing because everything is too much and overwhelming

its all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your pill and you start tasting it

anyone else ready to uhhhhh… not live like this anymore

no sir, you live in a society, i live in unrealistic idealised romantic daydreams about fictional characters

hurting people back will not heal ur pain

honestly fuck انتخاب واحد

im generally bad at existing

am i gonna binge watch shameless AGAIN? hell yea

LETS GOOOOOO

4 legged animals must look at humans and think “how the hell do they not just fall over”