actors on Broadway: can sing dance and act at the same time
me: *cries on the stage* i cant fucking breath
me: *cries on the stage* i cant fucking breath
Forwarded from pathétique
Straight boys say they want a blue haired tomboy until she starts having opinions and an actual personality instead of whatever they saw in movies.
not to be gay or anything but if Rachel Weisz ever called me LOVE id just melt there and thats that...
i wish my neighbor could just choke, rn is not a good time to blast the fucking music okaaay we get it ure the main character!
*taps mic* i think most to all musicals would be better if the male romantic leads in heterosexual couples were replaced with butch lesbians.
If your religion is against my existence idc if ure offended by me being against ur religion
tiktok makes it seem like being a stripper could be SO MUCH FUN, i will consider it as soon as i get my splits.