as the main character im really in need of a sidekick fr fr

where do i sign??

lemme move to tehran real quick

u gonna make me cry :")

i need gay content rn

no offense but “if i had shitty parents i would simply disown them and not put up with it uwu” is always an extremely shitty take. like. it’s usually Not That Easy, especially for people who are underage and/or living at home

step on me.

the teacher: goodmorning everyone turn on your cameras

my anxiety: here we go again

horror movies are desperately trying to achieve what hearing my dad arrive home does to my nervous system

this was my fav ep

okay guys this show is stupid lol and they're not gay
but the name is brickleberry if ure intrested

swipe rigggggght

bored in quarantine?
try thinking gay thoughts

me: ive been working out so hard and im ready to smash this
me in class * cant do a single pirouette*: well i tried might as well give up forever

i honestly dont know why i exist

so energetic and beautiful

okay im directing some play for my uni class and the play is getting way too sexual im just wondering if i write "the two characters get extremely horny" would my professor approve??
or should i just rip off that page and say there's sth wrong w my book🤔