being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

i’m so bored can someone please throw a stimulating toy into my enclosure

stop asking me how everything is going, idk ive been ignoring it.

Sandra Oh and her big beautiful brain and her way of articulating her thoughts and the way she's so eloquent I'M IN LOVE

never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart

YEAH she got BDE

my kid is gonna have parents that are madly in love with each other thats my plan

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i saw you in a dream, it isn't the same but it is enough

she’s the sort of girl who could make your heart cum

good sex and deep talks

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

just existing for no goddamn reason