Being currently unemployed, I decided to further my misery by going to the gym 4x a week and started seeing a nutritionist.

He’s very good but he is also very geared towards athletes, and the thing about athletes is that often they don’t eat, they feed.

(Shoutout to my friend V who candidly said to me “I just toss my chicken in boiling water along the rice, so I can use just one pot”)

And now, chewing on my protein bar after downing my pre-workout pills, I ask: what have I become

Since when I’m a fucking jock???

Sorry, I’m ESL and this has Not happened to me in a long time but i have to ask

What the Fuck does this mean

I’m like the last one to the party but it was such a treat