Do you ever just go
“gideon the ninth, first flower of my house, you are the greatest cavalier we have ever produced. you are our triumph. the best of all of us.”
And then need to sit down?
“gideon the ninth, first flower of my house, you are the greatest cavalier we have ever produced. you are our triumph. the best of all of us.”
And then need to sit down?
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Mine was “I want to chomp down on it like a dog with a bone” but same hat
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A friend told me “you should get a fiat qubo and become the local equivalent of the u-haul lesbian friend” and now I know what I want to be when I grow up
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Brainrot of the day: the 7th Division from GK and the Ins-and-Outs from monstrous regiment are the very opposite ends of the same spectrum
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You can’t fabricate brainrot like this. You have to nurture it and let it ferment like sourdough yeast.
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Life is worse every day, and nothing I do here matters anywhere else. So yeah, i don't give a flying fuck about curating this space rn
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https://www.thedarkmagazine.com/in-thin-air/
Oh look, i read something. It left behind very little, but I read it to the end. The rest, I'm sure, will come
Oh look, i read something. It left behind very little, but I read it to the end. The rest, I'm sure, will come
The Dark Magazine
In Thin Air - The Dark Magazine
The dead woman was drawn to cars. She latched onto them like an unseen scrap-feeder on a marine giant, unsure why she was still here, earth-bound, in some form of consciousness. Cars offered exhilarating speed. Flight. A maybe if I keep moving whoever is…
This has so many CW, read at your own risk, really.
https://psychopomp.com/deadlands/issue-35/rachel-is-at-a-protest/
https://psychopomp.com/deadlands/issue-35/rachel-is-at-a-protest/
PSYCHOPOMP.COM
Rachel Is at a Protest, by Esther Alter - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
The Second Intifada, September 2003. There is a student protest in response to Israel’s raids in Rafah that Rachel skips to go camping with four college friends and her old buddy Long, who is hiking the Appalachian Trail to discover himself or whatever.
This one had CWs, and I still was not prepared
https://www.uncannymagazine.com/article/happily-ever-after-comes-round/
https://www.uncannymagazine.com/article/happily-ever-after-comes-round/
Uncanny Magazine
Happily Ever After Comes Round - Uncanny Magazine
Content Note: All Possible Warnings Apply click here for full note Warnings: violence, incest, cannibalism, fratricide, attempted infanticide just as in the original… Children don’t generally assume their father will abandon them to die in the snow. But…