Very important quiz:

http://www.ratbehavior.org/QuizRatOrMouse.htm

I’m proud to report my results

I cannot believe that in this year most books still don’t have the level of representation a fucking mormon middle aged rich man achieves in his ones

I tend to never gush abt the stormlight archive or other sanderson stuff on here bc, well, u on thin fucking ice man. I don’t trust a Mormon author with anything.

Plus it has already happened hasn’t it? Discovering that an author you loved and used as personal inspiration is actually a bigoted piece of shit.

You know what they say: fool me once shame on you, fool m twice shame on me, fool me five times you’ve already fooled me and can’t fool me again

But the stormlight archive is single-handedly the reason I read fantasy today, and I never related to a character more than I do with shallan davar, and adolin Kholin is my ideal platonic of the man I aspire to be, and not a week goes by without thinking some cheesy didascalic quote from one of his unremarkably written books

Growing up is realizing that you grew fond of yet another tragedy

The things I’d do to be him u cannot fathom

Literally what happened

Doing some Arnold press the day I forget to bring my sports bra with me has been a terrible tragedy