Went back to the gym today. I witnessed the following things:
• me, being handed a broom handle to do good mornings
• my trainer going out for a smoke, closing the metal door behind him thus locking himself outside
• the other trainer, coming to the rescue, anger steaming off of him, stomping and cursing god bc he was on his break and kicking the door until it slammed open

Kinda missed it

What is this place and why a powerlifting gym

If I had a quarter for every time I’ve had feelings for a character literally or liberally associated with a dog I’d have, oh, at least a dollar and a half.
Maybe more? I should check behind the couch.

This has been brought to you by me yapping for an hour abt majima yakuza to a person who has not the faintest idea who that is and by me thinking for a week about Samuel vimes discworld and about how at the end of the day we’re all somebody’s dog

A guy thinks he’s over something and and then he stares at the leaves for five seconds too long and now we’re here thinking maybe I should re read feet of clay

You can see where my fondness for paranoid bastards began

Buon compleanno alla saga che contiene i due più grandi froci della storia contemporanea.

Source

I am this close to rereading the goblin emperor

I physically need to see the live action series of GK
How and where is still a mystery tho

I wish I had more memes to post, but my platforms have been in a dry spell lately.
Remember guys the memes you see here are all hand picked and locally grown and sometimes the fucking algorithm decides to be homophobic and not show me my queer little pictures

Guys. GUYS

British tourists embracing the local customs and drinking a glass of white wine at 10.20 in the morning