One man's crappy software is another man's full time job.

-- Jessica Gaston

Coding is like a pendulum going back and forth between:
"I'm a genius?"
and
"I'm an idiot!"

Artificial intelligence

Problem Solved

Our SQL

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

-- Douglas Adams

We build systems like the Wright brothers built airplanes - build the whole thing, push it off the cliff, let it crash, and start over again.

-- Nato Software Engineering Conference '68

You know you’re getting old when your parents start disappointing you, instead of you disappointing them.

The code you write makes you a programmer. The code you delete makes you a good one. The code you don't have to write makes you a great one.

-- Mario Fusco