By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

- Richard Dawkins

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Hiring bad developers is like drinking seawater. It seems to satisfy a need while actually increasing it.

-- Michael Nygard

Whenever a dating app works, it loses two of its users.

Why do all submarines run on Linux?

Because you can't open Windows underwater.

If I had a dollar for every time algebra has helped me in real life, I'd have x dollars.

One man's crappy software is another man's full time job.

-- Jessica Gaston