Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Three things should never be seen in the process of being created: laws, sausage, and software.

If you cannot explain something in simple terms, you do not understand it.

-- Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)

Information is just bits of data. Knowledge is putting them together. Wisdom is transcending them.

God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.

Boys vs men.

Pleasure room 😉

Dafaq?

True story bro 🤣

There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

-- C.A.R. Hoare