I'm known around the office as "The Computer" because I go to sleep if left unattended for 10 minutes.

Amateur programmers think there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte; Real Programmers know there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

"The electric light did not come from the continuous improvement of candles."

- Oren Harari

The ideal life would be one where you had a hobby that as a byproduct made you money, you had a hobby that as a byproduct kept you healthy, you had a hobby that as a byproduct made you smarter and more creative.