“This one I’ll definitely remember.”

*Me creating a new password*

Users are a terrible thing. Systems would be infinitely more stable without them.

-- Michael T. Nygard

Just Google it.

Fixing errors 😕

If it happens once, it's a bug.
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.

Two types of people.

Different error 😕

I'm known around the office as "The Computer" because I go to sleep if left unattended for 10 minutes.