I judge a book by its cover because I have respect for graphic designers. 

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I can speak 10 languages.

English and Binary.

We have to think about what kind of world we are going to leave to Al. 

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“I’m not a micromanager.”

- Literally every micromanager.

90% of the apps on my phone don't do anything except send me notifications that there's a new version to download.

AI has the potential to wipe out the human race, but there are downsides too.  

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All Monet's paintings were painted by Claude.

Worst-case scenario: AI destroys humanity.

Best-case: same.

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I'm so poor, I got declined for a free trial.

"I'm Not A Robot" is exactly what a robot would say.

I thought Ariana Grande was the font.

The original “cloud storage” was emailing yourself a file.

The alphabet is just 26 symbols we turned into poetry, emails, and terms and conditions.

She: touch my food and you die.

Me: oh come on babe, you're not that bad of a cook.

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Men don’t gossip.

We just stand around a grill and discuss other people’s poor decisions.


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Hey Silicon Valley, can we do Star Trek and not The Matrix please?