Drink coffee.

Do stupid things faster.

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LinkedIn :
A contest to see who can describe their boring job with the most impressive lies.

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The inventor of the USB drive has died.

Thanks for all the memory.

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Why do computers hate their daily commute?

Because they have hard drives…
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I don't like computer science jokes…

Not one bit.
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I'm working on a computer joke,

but I can't quite get the bugs out of it.
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HR people have two problems:
1. The candidate uses AI.
2. The candidate doesn't use AI.

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There are two rules in life:
1) Never give out all the information.
 
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“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”

- Frank Zappa

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Don't prove,

Improve.

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Why are people buried in suits?
Is there another job interview down there?

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How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?

Just give it time.

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"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months."

- Fred Brooks

Sometimes I still Google things

because I don’t want ChatGPT to think I’m stupid.

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Treat yourself like a data center.

Consume as much information and water as possible.

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