The best way to make Python code readable is to write less of it, unless you’re paid by the line.

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Be a man, push to prod on Friday.

The part they don't tell you about in the interview

Imagine an e-mail finding you well. 
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I asked my computer tech buddy, 'How do you make a motherboard?'

He said, 'I usually tell her a long and pointless story.'

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What clothing does a programmer wear?

Whatever is in the dress code.

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An AI clone of my dad rang asking to borrow money.

Honestly, the technology is terrifying.

It remembered my birthday.

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I like my women like i like my computer…
Turned on, On my lap, Virus free.

Which animal has the most memory?

The Ram.

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Drink coffee.

Do stupid things faster.

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LinkedIn :
A contest to see who can describe their boring job with the most impressive lies.

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The inventor of the USB drive has died.

Thanks for all the memory.

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Why do computers hate their daily commute?

Because they have hard drives…
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I don't like computer science jokes…

Not one bit.
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I'm working on a computer joke,

but I can't quite get the bugs out of it.
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HR people have two problems:
1. The candidate uses AI.
2. The candidate doesn't use AI.

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There are two rules in life:
1) Never give out all the information.
 
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“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”

- Frank Zappa

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