A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.

- Alan Turing

"Escape competition through authenticity."

Google uses you a lot more than you use Google.

Say my name

Before the Internet all this shit just stayed in people’s heads for thousands of years.

My first computer

Engineers: 6.99 is 7
Programming languages: 6.99 is 6
Math: 6.99 is 6.99
Excel: 6.99 is June 1999