Dinner with candles

Oops

Staff: I really hope we’re going to get a good bonus this year
Company: Here’s a mug with our logo on it. Enjoy!

Sad but true

Nasty bug

The lurking suspicion that something could be simplified is the world's richest source of rewarding challenges.

-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Not exactly useful

So where is my job?

So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.

-- Ryan Singer