What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

Working code mystery

HTML only

The first rule of functions is that they should be small. The second rule of functions is that they should be smaller than that.

-- Robert C. Martin

Rate my setup

Compatibility means deliberately repeating other people’s mistakes.

-- David Wheeler

Dinner with candles

Oops

Staff: I really hope we’re going to get a good bonus this year
Company: Here’s a mug with our logo on it. Enjoy!