Why do all submarines run on Linux?

Because you can't open Windows underwater.

If I had a dollar for every time algebra has helped me in real life, I'd have x dollars.

One man's crappy software is another man's full time job.

-- Jessica Gaston

Coding is like a pendulum going back and forth between:
"I'm a genius?"
and
"I'm an idiot!"

Artificial intelligence

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

-- Douglas Adams