Interviewer: “Can you explain these gaps in your resume?”

Me: “I believe those are from the space bar.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

My first laptop 💻

Ignorance is more expensive than education.

Women are 3D Printers for humans and men are the ink.

Sex is great and all, but have you ever slept for 8 hrs straight?

Face id

Hacking NASA in progress...

An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.

-- Bjarne Stroustrup

I need answers.